IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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