do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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