Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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