In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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