the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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