are you so shy because you have an std?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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