ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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