brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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