Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
As shirtless as possible
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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