If that was your dad, he is hot
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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