Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
As shirtless as possible
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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