Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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