If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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