This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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