What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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