How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Oh Jesus.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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