between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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