How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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