This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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