He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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