How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
her vagine was all disorganized.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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