we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Drake has all the answers
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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