walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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