Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
