I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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