oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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