she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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