Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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