they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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