So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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