Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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