Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine