Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?