tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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