She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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