Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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