come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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