The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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