her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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