I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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