Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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