chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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