Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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