road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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