who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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