She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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