I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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