Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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