Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I queefed so loud it echoed.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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