They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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