He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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