Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
