just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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