he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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