Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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