Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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